Too much is almost enough

My name is Francis or Fraunchie
but those who really know me just call me loud.

These are facts:

• Once I made it to number seven on Buzzfeed’s trending with a Beyonce dance cover

• The closest thing to feeling like I dodged a bullet was after the GOT series finale and everyone that actually watched the show collectively felt like they wasted 8 years of their life

• I became a designer because I changed my xanga layout every other day, and realized I could either combat my short attention span with meditation or become a creative

• Every year in December, due to the fact that I’m not a six-foot Brazilian woman, I do a faux Victoria’s Secret fashion show at Michael’s with wings I make from whatever I found around the store (see “fun shit” tab)

• As a child, I played one of the Wicked Witch of the West’s flying monkeys in a Wizard of Oz production and was full-on harnessed

• My calves are bigger than my life expectancy

• my special power is putting my walls up

• I was in the steel drum band for 2 weeks freshman year

• if I could be anyone in the world, it would be one of Chris Lilly’s multiple personalities

• i did gymnastics as a kid after watching Dominic Mucciano in the iconic 1996 Olympic games but quit shortly after I found out that the guys don’t actually compete on the balance beam #thedeception #thebetrayal

If you really want to get to know me, hire me.